In your cabin, the birthright is missing
Go around town, the townsfolk say there was a raid
Slowly they identify it was Blacklords and they broke into your hut
The guy at the gate says he won't let you though because Blacklords might get in
The guy at the gate says your birthright was stolen by Blacklords
    > The Blacksmith had his Birthright stolen by evil Blacklords

The guy at the gate says you'll need to talk to the leader if you want to get through
A note in the leader's hut says you've gotta go North to meet him
The gate North is electric and you need the sword of power to open it
You fight some chooks as you ascend North through the gardens
You eventually get to the leader's hut
The leader tells you to assemble a party and gives you a key to the gate
    > The Blacksmith Leader said "Set out for what's rightfully yours!"

You go though the gate and there's a long path with trees
Eventually you get to the Woodsmith who says he'll join your party
But only if you have a Locksmith and a Timsmith
They're both South of the town
To find the Locksmith you go South to the end. He gives you a key and joins the party.
To find the Timsmith you use the key on a gate and go west.
The Timsmith looks heaps treacherous and says some foreboding shit.
The Timsmith joins your party too and you go west to meet the Woodsmith again
You go back to town through the north exit, dropping back down into the town
The town has been set upon by Blacklords, the townsfolk are all dead, Blacklords are about
You go see the Woodsmith
The Woodsmith agrees to join your party
    > As he and his merry party travelled far, far, abroad

You leave the Woodsmith's to the West again
There is a gate that the Locksmith opens
You file through to a snowy-grassland mix area
The traitor attacks the party, killing everyone but you
There's a boss fight against the traitor
    > A traitor in their midst was dealt with by a sword

You leave the grasslands alone again and enter the snow-capped mountain hills
There's a tonne of rolling boulders and winds that you've gotta puzzle through
    > After perilous journeys through snow-capped mountain hills

    > Through hotty hot volcanoes and coldy-cold icefields
    > Arriving at the blackened gates of dread Blacklordor
    > The ogre gatekeeper beast was slaughtered with a sword

You gain the Sword of Cloaking
You must turn invisible to go around them
    > Outcunning minions and fire wizard's ice powers

The stairs are blocked by an evil temptress who won't let you through "in those clothes"
You need to go find the Sword of Sewing
You need to attack sheep to gaian the wool to make a custome
    > Outdressing evil temptress, he spiral climbs towers


    > A billion feet up he reaches Blacklord's cupboard
    > He charges Blacklordoron, and he thrusts his thing forward

Sword of Power = electricity
Sword of Fury = fireballs
Sword of Particulars = shrinks things
Sword of Misc = just a sword

Sword of Chopping = Axe
Sword of Unlocking = Key
Sword of Yoinking = Hookshot
Sword of Yeeting = Wind blast
Sword of Sewing = Sewing Needles
Sword of Cloaking = Invisibility